I’ve so far resisted the temptation to comment on the US election, but whatever your views on Trump, he’s got to be a shoo-in for anyone within earshot.

In recent weeks, Mr Bjden has introduced President Zelensky as ‘President Putin, referred to Kamala Harris as ‘Vice President Trump’, and failed to recognise a buddy of 30 years’ standing.

And I thought that UK politics had gone down the shitter.

Old Joe probably couldn’t hold down the Secretary of State for potato prints job.

It’s slightly bonkers that the press has had to flag that he doesn’t know whether it’s New Year or New York, but hey.

The greatest irony of all is that Kamala Harris may get a shot at the top job.

Perhaps we can save the day and second Liz Truss to the White House – as long the cops don’t kneel on Kwasi Kwarteng’s neck.

Oh, wait a mo….