‘What can I say here? If this can be done to dictators, like that, then the [US] knows what they should do next.’

Yeah, not shell out any more dollars to your slush fund, you turd.

The irony is of course that Trump has gone down to banana land just as Putin walked into the Ukraine, namely to topple a regime he just didn’t like.

That’s how authoritarians roll.

You wont see Zelensky slag off Mr Orange over this rendition though. Loves the wonga too much.

In his own warped way, he seems to think that the US ought to facilitate a regime change in Russia.

Oh dear. That’s what the gear does to you.

This is after all the guy who ditched elections, took control of the media, and made opposition parties illegal.

Perhaps he should be next?

It’s not a stretch to toss out flippant remarks like this from the safety of a Warsaw bunker where the penis pianist hangs out with all the other cocks. However, lest we forget, the clown was once reduced to a blubbering whimper when political titan JD Vance ripped him a new one for the unfathomable crime of not wearing a tie.

The whole invasion caper is probably another bonkers back-channel deal that will involve Russia getting territory in the Ukraine.

And what a rendition that might be.