‘Territorial integrity and sovereignty are fundamental principles of international law’.

So stated Slursula von der Liar after Trump’s tariff threat over Greenland.

I thought the EU had deemed sovereignty as an outdated concept? How wrong we all must have been during the referendum.

Lest we forget, one of the EU’s go-to strategies has long since been the weaponisation of the economy whenever they want to bully a seemingly smaller entity. There is always however somebody bigger and stronger in the pen.

They don’t like it up ’em, do they?

This is all clearly a EU mess, so it is a shame that our dickhead PM has allowed the UK to be dragged into the mire by stategising that Trump could be managed.

That was devastatingly politically green.

Greenland, like the Ukraine, has nothing to do with us, but it will end up being costly political fodder, mobilised by shitehawk wannabes gambling with everyone else’s chips.

Next, we’ll see perennial opportunist Guy Verhofstwat piping up about the creation of a European army that would of course never be deployed.

And of course, there’s no need for Trump to even invade. He’s already holding the right to station as many troops on the island as he likes. He can expand without having to land.

It’s already over.