Berlin, 1945.

And Hitler is optimistic about Amazon book sales. He’s sacked the SS Marketing team, who kept dicking with the prices, and he’s got a new group of marketers on board.

At a team meal with them, he explains his vision and his plans to trounce the Russian books on Kobo. But others are still trying to have it all their way. While Freaking Hired! is doing well, Himmler is interfering with arrangements for the Flypaper for Freaks paperback.

Hitler goes into a rage about how his closest aides constantly seek to undermine him, recounting an incident with Goering on Sky Sports and an argument about the Touré brothers.

Read what all the fuss is about – Flypaper for Freaks and Freaking Hired! on Amazon today.