I can’t wait to see how well a joke candidate, with no real policies, an apparently tenuous grip on reality, and who seems more concerned with being a talking point and making a mockery of the democratic process than actually serving constituents, fares against Count Binface.

Who’d have thunk it? A human being might contain more rubbish than an actual bin.  The new litmus test for this manifests as any loosely constructed query connected to corrupt crypto cash.

Smoking Nige is smoked. He’s had it.

I for one am scrabbling around to get a handle on this bin lark, though. It shows how far we’ve fallen, even more so than the unopposed elevation of two-time loser, and career cock, Andy Burnham into No.10.

Our politics has repeatedly shown that we can always scrape lower into the base of the barrel, which invariably scoops up zero laughs.

And now, some sharp scum media tool has helpfully pointed out that face coverings are banned from the House of Commons, even though Binface clearly has a bin for a head so isn’t covering anything.

These chunps really are taking this seriously.

Next, they’ll be angling to disqualify him from the Commons for being a count.

Well, that never stopped Nige.

Whatever happens, though, it looks like Führage is heading for the bin.

Talk about teaching defeat from the jaws of victory.