BREAKING; Slur Keir’s hanging on as he won’t ‘plunge the country into chaos’.

Let. That. Sink. In.

The prophetically named Sarah Sackman was wheeled out, gaslighting hard, to advise that  the momentous poll spanking was the expected mid-term free-hit that all governments expect.

Well, yes, if they go route one to tank their manifesto pledges.

They just need to improve their messaging, apparently.

Yes, she actually floated that.

And there lies the rub with Labour and the centre-left liberal elite machine – they ‘know what’s best’ for us all. They hold their hand up only to communication failings, which is code for ‘the working man is too thick to appreciate our sucesses’.

The same gang once lamented ‘Brexit lies’, yet here is Führage once again at the top of the pile.

Why can’t all these intelligent people cobble together a counter-argument?

They wouldn’t know where to start, but more crucially they wouldn’t want to. It’s beneath them.

The seismic change in UK politics hasn’t been the breakdown of the binary choice. It was, separatist parties aside, the evaporation of substance and the emergence of stealth politics. Grifters going for gold under the most convenient banner.

So, now we have Reform and the Greens making gains.

Are Führage and Walter Titty any different?