Tag: INEOS
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Cash and Carry
Turmoil at Manchester United where the hierarchy is pondering whether to bomb out the effervescent Michael Carrick. In true Old Trafford style they’ll probably do it and then stick him back in as interim manager for the rest of the season. That’s a gag, but it’s not entirely beyond belief. They’re knee-deep in clowns. Nobody…
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Amorim Job
Forget Reuben Amorim for just for one second. Man United are thinking about replacing goalkeeper André Onana with an epileptic Thalidomide impaled on a clothes prop. A tasered flid would after all fare better with crosses than a poundshop Baron Samedi with two left hands. Amorim himself has demonstrated success only in outpacing the frenetic…
