Month: Jan 2022

• We Fit

  

  I’ve never been great with hands-on workmanship and appreciate that there are times when you just have to fork out to somebody to perform a simple task. You pay a reasonable rate for the knowledge, and the guy rocks up and does the job. One example of this is fitting parts to cars. Vehicle manufacturers…

  Max Frances

  Jan 22, 2022

  Customer Service, Retail

  Cars, Charlatans, Customer Experience, Customer Satisfaction, Customer Service, Customers, Halfords, High Street, Retail, Rip-Off Britain, UK

• Shambollocks

  

  As a nation, we all still appear to be in perpetual shock that in voting for Boris Johnson, we ended up getting Boris Johnson. He is clearly the toast of the Conservative Party, of course in the crispy, charred sense. For a loquacious smith of words, his non-apology was as transparent as Fishy Rishi’s 200-mile-away…

  Max Frances

  Jan 12, 2022

  Politics

  Boris, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Ed Davey, Ian Blackford, Jimmy Savile, Keir Starmer, Labour, Liberal Democrats, Lockdown, Omicron, Party, PM, Ramadan, Sunak, Tories

• Going With the Flow

  

  Novak Djokovic has just been nicked, which should make for a fascinating episode of Border Security: Australia’s Front Line in due course. He’s off to the relative comfort of a ‘detention hotel’ along with various miscreants with their undeclared apples, bags of fish guts, and dried cat penises. If he does appeal it, we’re all going to…

  Max Frances

  Jan 6, 2022

  Health, Politics, Society, Sport

  Angela Rayner, Anti-Vaxxers, Australia, Boris, Colston Statue, Coronavirus, Courts, COVID-19, Djokovic, Edward Colston, Keir Starmer, Omicron, Parliament, Tennis, Testing, Vaccine