So there you have it. The downfall of the clown whose actions took down three prime ministers: David Cameron, Theresa May, and himself.

Slur Beer Korma’s speechwriter had a great daon Wednesday with the ‘sinking ship’ and ‘lightweight brigade’ quips – shame that he or she is not the leader of the opposition.

Never forget that while this Government is egregious to the extreme, we have a Labour Party that is as infinitely worse as it is self-unaware.

And that’s even after Suella Braverman has launched a leadership bid.

That would be seen as mental even in the Arkham Asylum.

You don’t need to be Nostrodamus to figure what’s coming next: the new PM will likely be a unity candidate who will skid in on a new slate, with some solid old school Tory big guns brought in to shore up the party to power at the next General Election.

It’s what they do — they win power. Meanwhile, Labour is focused on what they need to fake in order ro win power. That rarely ends well.

The truth is, we’d rather be governed by bastards and charlatans than incompetents.

Labour has missed the greatest open goal in UK political history because they are simply more incompetent.

So while the parties commence – and I’m glad that the pieminister prime minister is offski – we’re still out of the EU, and Labour is still nowhere.

Enjoy the champers because it’s not even the end of the beginning.