How many of us are looking forward to a holiday in Stockton-on-Tees?
None.
Because it’s a shithole.
Let’s take a moment to celebrate all the national journalists who have flocked to buy properties in Stockton.
Unfortunately, there are none.
Because it’s a shithole.
Even the inhabitants of Stockton think it’s a shithole – once they’ve come round from their scag-benders and can muster up a coherent sentence before stabbing up the nearest pensioner for their next hit. Or the nearest thirteen-year-old mother of four.
In an epoch where politicians are slagged for their aversion to the truth, let’s all be grateful that a politician might simply have told it like it is.
Unless he was referring to the Speaker, ‘Shit Hoyle’, who ‘did not hear any remark’.
Move on – nothing to see here.
Unless you’re planning to visit Middlesbrough.
Now, that is one salubrious town.
Not a shithole at all.