Month: Mar 2024

• Tap-In

  

  Another day, another Team England loss, and two hours of my life was gone forever. Sometimes I think I’ll never learn. Cue the rearguard. The shambolic shitshow shoo-in was predictably re-imagined by the client press as an inevitable defeat in the wake of the new Brazilian wonderkid. The ‘new Romario’, no less. Nothing Gareth could…

  Max Frances

  Mar 24, 2024

  Sport

  BBC, Brazil, Diversity, England, European Championship, Fake Woke, Football, Gay Rights, Graham Potter, ITV, Manchester United, Rainbow Flags, Southgate, The FA, Trans Rights, Woke, Wokeness

• Bang, Bang

  

  I was discussing the classic Beatles album, Abbey Road, with an acquaintance and was asked what I thought about the song ‘Maxwell’s Silver Hammer’. AT THIS POINT, DO NOT BOTHER READING FURTHER UNLESS YOU ARE A BEATLES AFICIONADO  For various reasons, the song garners opprobrium, allegedly even from several of the band members. Hey, the…

  Max Frances

  Mar 16, 2024

  Society

  Abbey Road, Beatles, Crime, judges, Law, Lawyers, Met Police, Murder, Music, Police

• Alter Ego

  

  While the world seemingly rattles to hell in a handcart, Fleet Street is losing its collective tagnut croquembouche over an edited photo. It’s difficult to know where to begin with this shizzle, so let’s go straight to the bottom and head further south still. The princess tweaked a picture to improve it. That’s it. She…

  Max Frances

  Mar 11, 2024

  Social Media, Society

  Journalism, King Charles, Newspapers, Prince William, Princess Catherine, Scum Media, Scumedia, Social Media, The Royal Family