Month: Oct 2026
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Cash and Carry
Turmoil at Manchester United where the hierarchy is pondering whether to bomb out the effervescent Michael Carrick. In true Old Trafford style they’ll probably do it and then stick him back in as interim manager for the rest of the season. That’s a gag, but it’s not entirely beyond belief. They’re knee-deep in clowns. Nobody…
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Jabba The Slut
Christa Pike slithered away from a lethal injection gig in Tennessee, and the internet has dropped its guts on the delay in the dispatch of medical assistance to her. You couldn’t make it up. Why didn’t some canny orderly pop her another cheeky spritz, or even stoop forward with a Spiderman pillow? In fairness to…
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Abu Dhabi Do-Do
Manchester City are certainly in a whole load of Barney Rubble, or should we say Abu Dhabi do-do. It’s a shamball shambles. Like all the plastic clubs, Shitty is primarily a laundry project. Fabric conditioner for scumbag loot and a vehicle for shirt sales webbed up with a tat merchandise multiplier. Even Chelsea view them…
