Month: Jul 2026

• Trivaggro

  

  Jürgen Klopp booked a bonfire and sparked his reign as German überboss with an immediate threat to split before he’d even put out the cones for his first sesh. Gott im Himmel! He’d clocked how hun hacks had remorselessly slagged Nagelsmann and Tuchel. Do I really need to say it? They’re both shite. Oh, and…

  Max Frances

  Jul 24, 2026

  Sport

  Euros, FIFA, Football, Germany, Klopp, Nagelsmann, Press, Scum Media, Scumedia, The FA, Thomas Tuchel, Trivago, World Cup

• Bin There, Done That

  

  I can’t wait to see how well a joke candidate, with no real policies, an apparently tenuous grip on reality, and who seems more concerned with being a talking point and making a mockery of the democratic process than actually serving constituents, fares against Count Binface. Who’d have thunk it? A human being might contain…

  Max Frances

  Jul 10, 2026

  Politics

  Andy Burnham, By-election, Clacton, Commons, Corruption, Count Binface, Donation, Elections, Farage, Government, Labour, MPs, Parliament, Reform, Scum Media, Scumedia, Sleaze