Tag: Klopp
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Trivaggro
Jürgen Klopp booked a bonfire and sparked his reign as German überboss with an immediate threat to split before he’d even put out the cones for his first sesh. Gott im Himmel! He’d clocked how hun hacks had remorselessly slagged Nagelsmann and Tuchel. Do I really need to say it? They’re both shite. Oh, and…
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Slot Machine
Wowsers! Liverpool FC appear to have been sucked into the cyclical, psychopathic managerial money-go-round, plumping for Arne Slot as a replacement for Jürgen Klopp. Slot is, according to Virgil van Dijk, ‘one of the better Dutch coaches’ currently plying their trade. Oh dear. Erik ten Hag is the best, which should be triggering canned laughter…
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Southgategate
When I was a lad, parents would buy their kids pet hamsters in order to introduce them to the crushing reality of bereavement. Nowadays, parents whip up excitement around England’s football tournament campaigns to the same end. Yes, it’s that time again when for a few weeks we can deceive ourselves that incompetence and cluelessness…
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